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oh, and also, me:
however, the really poignant affair nigh this book is that there was a small fire at the shop on sunday, and the water from the putting out of the fire leaked downwardly to the ground floor, onto the tabular array where this book was featured. so guess what?? all this volume's friends are indeed dead - drowned and waterlogged and swollen with nast
david sent me an awesome birthday box, and this volume was inside, ready to brand me laugh at the misfortunes of dinosaurs, snowmen, and cassette tapes.oh, and also, me:
notwithstanding, the really poignant thing most this book is that in that location was a small burn down at the store on dominicus, and the water from the putting out of the fire leaked down to the ground floor, onto the tabular array where this volume was featured. and so approximate what?? all this book'southward friends are indeed dead - drowned and waterlogged and swollen with nasty cindered firewater.
so thanks for all the birthday cheer, and when y'all meet this book on a table somewhere, have a moment to read through it and laugh at the misfortunes of others, and cascade out a little of your OE for all the book's dead homies.
(why are you drinking malt liquor in a bookstore, you degenerate?? go home!!)
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Sometimes this book will mix upward the
A dinosaur says all it's friends are dead. Then a baker says all his friends are breadstuff. And then a zombie says all his friends are united nationsdead. I'm surprised they missed and then many other hilarious opportunities. How about a pencil saying all it's friends are pb? Or what about a tired guy saying all my friends are beds? You lot could take a native maxim all my friends are ruby-red. Or even Colonel Kurtz, sitting on a throne of decapitated bodies, saying all my friends are heads.Sometimes this book will mix up the humor a bit, throwing in a joke other than the usual pun. One folio has a tree saying all it's friends are end-tables. Then, when you turn the page, you see an end-table saying "I was never your friend". In another hilarious gag, a ventriloquist says "All my friends are dummies". When you turn the page, he'southward yet sitting there with the dummy. Simply wait! Plough the page once more and at present the dummy is looking at him! That one really got me. Then he kisses the dummy.
As of this writing, All My Friends Are Dead has 4.43/5 on Goodreads. That puts it alee of Heart of Darkness, Frankenstein, To Kill a Mockingbird, 1984, and most of the works of Shakespeare. I don't know what to say virtually this. Maybe 1 of the pages should have had the Bard saying "A lot of Goodread users are retarexpressionless".
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This one has to be my favorite:
This one has to be my favorite:
All my friends are Dead is an case of this. I stumbled beyond this while I was weighing the relative merits of some heavier tomes on the display tabular array at my local B&N.
The cover shows some dopey cartoon dinosaur along with the championship. I thought perhaps it was some charming kiddie tale of some resurrected dinosaur coming dorsum to life in the 21st century and beingness all alienated and mopey and suffused with ennui because all his dino posse from the earlier times have been dead and morphed into fossil fuel these many years.
But that'due south not the bargain here or the whole deal. Information technology does characteristic a dinosaur trying to grok the message of death as a comet hurtles towards him. But it too features many other funny and forlorn characters wrestling with that biggest of all philosophical stumbling blocks.
In that location is some beatnik looking oldster who is lamenting his passing days, at that place is a tree talking about his friends all being cease tables and there is a tube sock fiercely missing his simply friend. Funny shit. I stood and read the whole book, not long, simply I stayed to the terminate. The but happy person in the whole volume? The Grim Reaper himself, whose caption read "Man, this chore makes me experience alive!". Boy, I laughed at that one.
And so, laughter, real smiles. A cute volume and a little poignant too. Is there annihilation more noble, more than heedlessly dauntless and human, than laughing in the face of expiry? It's a pitiful fact of my reading life that this piddling cartoon volume had more to say, and said information technology with more grace and panache than many huge tomes I've picked up over the years. The vagaries of the reading life…
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World's shortest read, my shortest review. This is a super entertaining motion picture book for adults. Each page contains a moving-picture show with one brusk sentence, just like in a kid's volume. It reminded me a comedian's deadpan ane-liners, except with the added fun of having them illustrated correct in front of you. Super clever and surprisingly profound, it shows y'all how everyone and everything (similar socks and cassette tapes) have it tough. Who knew I'd find myself sympathizing with inanimate objects, lol?Y'all can read this little gem in virtually five minutes, and it's worth the time. I bought it on Kindle for just $1.99, seriously wondering whether I'd be able to run across the pictures and text clearly. The answer is yeah. It probably would have been more fun to have read it in hardback (with color and nice shiny pages), but it's pretty cool that it works on an e-reader.
(Thanks, Betsy, for your great little review that told me about this book!)
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and i stand up by that.
fifty-fifty though i accept non read it since.
part of my ever-ill-advised reviewing-books-i-read-a-long-fourth dimension-ago series
This volume is awesome. Very quick, fun, and nighttime volume! Highly recommend! I want to purchase the physical book to and give information technology as a souvenir!
PS: I li
My girl asked for this for her 21st birthday. Of course, I peeked . . . okay, I'm lying, I read the entire thing in about ten minutes. This is, in essence, a volume for existential children . . . or child existentialists . . . or contemptuous adults who don't like to read but like grim sense of humour in the form of a children's book. If Sartre had had children (did he? I don't know, but I suspect non), he would take read this to them at bedtime every night. Considering any night could be your terminal . . .PS: I liked the mucilage entry the all-time. Yeah, at that place's really a glue entry . . . and it'southward funny . . . and morbid . . . simply go read it!
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It's and then uncomplicated! I recollect I can brand my own versions nearly this, minus the illustrations of course.
All my friends are Imaginary.
Ummm... Should we be concerned about Sreyas?
No, Wait. Scratch that. I am not making my ain version.
Did he sell his friends? Or did he consume them?! What's happening here?!
It's so simple! I think I can make my own versions almost this, minus the illustrations of course.
All my friends are Imaginary.
Ummm... Should nosotros be concerned virtually Sreyas?
No, Wait. Scratch that. I am not making my own version.
Did he sell his friends? Or did he eat them?! What's happening here?!
My son gave it to me for Christmas the year later my husband died. It was his ham fisted mode of telling me he understood my grief, but he wanted his crazy mom back.
He got his crazy mom dorsum.
I approximate yous have to know the relationship I have with Ridley to sympathize the depth of beloved in this whole interaction.
A piffling autism goes a long way.
All my friends are expressionless nifty on reading short books with easy words and a lot of pictures, except for people I know on Goodreads and a few living fossils.
All my friends are dead keen on reading short books with like shooting fish in a barrel words and a lot of pictures, except for people I know on Goodreads and a few living fossils.
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And now this?!?
Don't try and shame me. I feel bad plenty about information technology already.
Some times I call up I'd like to live forever...
But just look at this lamentable dinosaur...all his friends are dead.
And no ane even calls him a "Brontosaurus" anymore.
And what about this old guy?
Mayhap he reminds you of the old poet of Sonnet 30 who laments
"precious friends hid in de
And now this?!?
Don't try and shame me. I feel bad enough near information technology already.
Some times I recall I'd similar to alive forever...
But only look at this sorry dinosaur...all his friends are dead.
And no ane even calls him a "Brontosaurus" anymore.
And what nigh this one-time guy?
Perchance he reminds y'all of the onetime poet of Sonnet xxx who laments
"precious friends hid in expiry's dateless night"?
And now maybe the aboriginal homo of the Pardoner's Tale?
Hamlet certain felt similar this guy.
And then he felt similar this guy.
Oops, await who wins over again!
Sigh...
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The theme is death, loneliness and cruelty. The running theme is one character talking nearly how all thei
I am in a bit of a reading slump - and I have found that there is nothing to bring one out of information technology than reading a graphic novel. Well, this book and its sequel are not really graphic novels: rather books of black sense of humour disguised equally children'due south books. Very tongue in cheek - and some of the jokes are sailing pretty close to the wind, peculiarly in the sequel, with its suggestion of necrophilia.The theme is death, loneliness and cruelty. The running theme is one grapheme talking well-nigh how all their friends have passed beyond the veil, and how he/ she is the only one left. The twist is brought about by the way this morbid thought is presented: for case, a tree saying how all his friends are end tables, or a grunter saying how all her friends are bacon; and the bacon and the end tables really replying. Information technology's funny in an extremely night manner if you don't listen that sort of affair.
However, the jokes virtually the necrophiliac mortician may trigger some people. So look upwardly these two books only if you have the same twisted soul that I accept.
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"Delight stop buying my friends if yous are just going to slowly impale them."
This book was a bit disturbing, it was sorry and depressing, but it was also amusing and had some hella funny😂 parts! My nigh favorite was definitely the tree 😂😂 omg I was rolling!! It'southward a very quick read and although the illustrations are VERY simple they're still cute. It's just not something I'd ever willing read again.
"Please stop buying my friends if you are but going to slowly impale them."
This book was a bit agonizing, it was sad and depressing, but information technology was also agreeable and had some hella funny😂 parts! My most favorite was definitely the tree 😂😂 omg I was rolling!! Information technology'southward a very quick read and although the illustrations are VERY simple they're notwithstanding cute. It's just non something I'd ever willing read again.
I felt sad for all the characters simply especially for this tree. I mean, look at it, a lonely piece of woods whose merely companion is a bunch of indifferent leaves. Not even birds' nests. He turned into a java tabular array and, surrounded by hundreds of objects in some firm, still had no friends.
Information technology seems when yous're desperate to connect with people, y'all go some sort of friend r
This is a funny book about people with no friends because of several reasons: meteors, age, lonely jobs, Cyberspace, decease.I felt lamentable for all the characters but specially for this tree. I hateful, await at it, a lonely piece of forest whose but companion is a agglomeration of indifferent leaves. Non even birds' nests. He turned into a coffee table and, surrounded by hundreds of objects in some house, still had no friends.
It seems when y'all're drastic to connect with people, you go some sort of friend repellent. So don't try besides hard...
Anyway, whenever yous think you're alone in this earth, that you're a cool, interesting but friendless person, purchase this book (I'm assuming you lot'll just have to buy it yourself) and retrieve, you might be alone but, ironically, y'all're not the but one feeling that way.
There must be a club, somewhere.
Jan 03, 14
* Also on my blog.
** Photo credit: Avery Monsen
But I am glad that non all my friends are expressionless.
Short, funny, but I doubt you read it over again. Goes well as a present "additive" (and so as your main present doesn't look that small).But I am glad that non all my friends are dead.
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Yes, information technology could be said that its a tad chip morbid, but that'southward how we play at my house. Build yourself a blanket fort and share a plate of cookies with someone you love (unless everyone yous know is expressionless) and enjoy this great volume, together. I promise you'll laugh 'till yous cry... or pee your pants, whichever comes starting time.
Yes, it could be said that its a tad bit morbid, merely that's how we play at my business firm. Build yourself a blanket fort and share a plate of cookies with someone you love (unless everyone you know is dead) and savor this great book, together. I promise you lot'll express mirth 'till you weep... or pee your pants, whichever comes first.
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